Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Chapter 5

Malra threw open the door to the boys’ room, horn in one hand. “Wakey, wakey!” she said with a toot of the horn. All three shot up to attention from where they were sleeping. What was left of the makeshift beds stayed wrapped around them, but most of the blankets and clothes had ended up strewn around the floor. “Clean this mess up!” Malra said, slightly disgustedly. “All I did was have you sleep in here for a few hours and it’s already this bad? Geez!”
“Yes’m!” the three chimed with a salute.
“Did I hear a ma’am in there?”
“No, ma’am!”
Malra threw her arms up in the air and turned to leave. “Geez! And the neighbors wonder why I live alone!”
“Sorry, Malra!” Fyrro said dutifully as they went about cleaning the room.
Malra walked into the downstairs. Lemina was sitting at the table wearing an apron. The two had been awake for a while already. “Are they up?” Lemina asked.
“Yeah,” Malra answered, “but they managed to make a mess of the room, so I’ve got them cleaning that up.”
“They tend to do that,” Lemina said, sipping a cup of hot tea. “Are you sure it wasn’t too much to have you make this?”
“Oh, not at all,” Malra said, shrugging it off with a wave of her hand. “Boiling the water makes it safer, anyways. Things are going to start growing again, too, so I may as well keep using the old stuff.”
“How do you get this stuff out here, anyway?” Lemina asked. “It’s not exactly common back in the castle, let alone on the streets.”
“I’ve got a garden out back,” Malra said. “I made sure to pick up a few things before I moved out here. How to make decent drinks was one of ‘em.”
Lemina nodded. “Y’know, you could have just had us dump our clothes back down the hole after we got cleaned up,” she changed the subject. “I mean, it’s not like we’d have been much worse off in our armor than naked if someone even had come by and found us.”
“Yeah,” Malra said with a smile, “but that wouldn’t have been as much fun as making them all strip down.”
“You know Fyrro’s my brother, right?”
Malra paused. “Well, I was really only interested in the other two,” she said dismissively.
“I don’t know if I should feel better or feel insulted for my brother,” Lemina replied cheekily.
They heard the boys start coming down the stairs and dropped the subject. “Yer already finished?” Malra asked once they were in the room.
“Like I said, they tend to make a mess,” Lemina said, “so they’ve gotten pretty good at cleaning up.”
Malra took a moment to look at the three of them. “Well, cleaning the room up anyways,” she quipped. Each of them was horribly disheveled. “Go stick your heads outside while it’s still raining, see if you can make your hair look less like… that,” she said waving her hand around to explain what she meant. The boys just looked at each other, confused for a moment, and then, once they realized what she meant, they started chuckling. “Don’t laugh about it, fix it!” Malra demanded, blowing into the horn again. They all jumped and hurried off to do as she bade. Malra turned back to Lemina. “Geez, they’re just as bad now as when they were twelve,” she said, taking a swig of her tea like it was a shot.
“Oh, it’ll get better when they wake up enough to remember what’s going on,” Lemina reassured her.
The boys returned again. Malra cringed looking at them. “Ugh, good enough,” she said. “We’ve got too much to do to bother fixing you guys up right now. Each of you take a seat. We need to go over why you all are here.”
“What Malra and I were thinking,” Lemina said to them as they sat down, “is that we’re all Malra’s cousins who came down from a village to check on her when we heard what happened.”
“My neighbors all think I came down here from Purcherse when my uncle died,” Malra explained her own cover story, “so you all would have come from there, too. Lemina said no one heard your names in there, so we oughta be able to stick with them as they are, seeing as none of you are particularly famous. Now let me just make sure I’ve got these right. You were are all skinny little boys last I saw you. Fyrro?” she asked, pointing. Fyrro nodded the affirmative. “You’re the oldest of them, a year Fligner’s elder. Lemina is next oldest after him, and Seloh is the youngest. Your mom is my mom’s sister, while this house was owned by my uncle on my dad’s side. Follow?” Everyone nodded. “You all came down here yesterday when you heard about the invasion to make sure I was alright.”
“All four of us?” Seloh asked.
“Yeah,” Lemina said. “Malra and I already talked about that. It doesn’t make too much sense, so we decided on something like this: Fligner, you and my brother-”
“They’re both your brothers,” Malra corrected.
“Right,” Lemina said, correcting herself. “Older brothers, you two came down here to protect her. You know, prove your manhood and all that. Maybe hoping to pick a few fights with the Guldaran soldiers.”
“Works for me,” Fligner said.
Lemina just looked at him and sighed. “Don’t actually pick any fights, Fligner. We’re hiding, remember? Anyways, I joined in because I couldn’t bear the thought of dumping you two on her without any help.”
“And me?” Seloh asked.
Malra answered this one. “You joined in because you’re the youngest and you were sick of being the baby who never has to do anything.”
“So,” Fligner interjected, “if Lemina came here to help you take care of us, couldn’t you two be in charge of cleaning up for us?”
“It’s not funny, Fligner,” Fyrro said calmly. “We’re trying to lay low here.”
“Sorry,” Fligner said sheepishly, if not genuinely, realizing that his joke fell on deaf ears.
“So what else are we doing that you needed us come back so quickly?” Fyrro asked Malra.
“I bake bread for a living. Well, actually I got paid by the royal family, but that’s how I fake made money. Anyways, you all are going to help with that. Especially since now I actually need to make a living off of that.”
“It’s still pouring outside, though,” Seloh said. “Especially with the takeover, aren’t we going to have a while before anyone comes around?”
“Ohoh, I’m counting on that,” Malra laughed out of self-pity. Lemina chuckled.
“What do you mean?” Seloh asked.
Lemina patted his shoulder. “She means you guys are going to need some teaching.” She mocked apology.
“Oh.”
~~~~~
Rewjeo was woken the next day to a dull utterance of, “Sir.” He opened his eyes to find his entire field of view blocked by the Pikeman. Rewjeo shot up startled.
Rewjeo cleared his throat. “Good morning, sirrah,” he said calmly. “What’s the occasion?”
“Breakfast is ready, sir,” the Pikeman explained, “and there won’t be much there for long. You’ve slept in well past the soldiers, sir.”
Rewjeo rubbed his eyes. He would have been fine with missing breakfast for more sleep, but he knew that wouldn’t work in the situation.
“Thank you, sirrah,” he said. “I’ll be out momentarily. Could you step out for a moment while I get changed?”
“Yes, sir.”
Once he was dressed, Rewjeo walked into the common area of the barracks, where the food was being served. At the same time, the three colonels emerged together. Clearly they had just finished talking over something.
Slize and Bear, who Rewjeo had learned was named Kozma, took their place at the back of the line. Buck, whose name was Atzak, separated from them and used his rank to cut ahead. I’m starting to get a picture of what their roles are as colonels, Rewjeo thought to himself.
“Hey, kid!” Slize heralded him. “Why don’t you come join us? We can go over the last war now, if you’d like.”
“All right, colonel,” Rewjeo replied. He turned to the Pikeman. “Fetch my papers, sirrah. And the quill and inkwell.”
“Yes, sir,” the Pikeman said dutifully and turned back down the hall.
Rewjeo joined them. “I’ve sent for my materials,” he said.
“All right,” Kozma said. “We’ll start after we get food. Shall we eat back in your room, Slize?”
“Sure,” Slize said. He turned to Rewjeo and pointed it out, “My room’s just right there. It’s the closest with a decent table in it.”
The three got food and then walked into the room with their bowls. Slize quickly grabbed the papers from the table and rolled them up before they sat down. The Pikeman placed down Rewjeo’s supplies and then was dismissed for the duration of the meal. They left the door open, at Rewjeo’s request, to keep the rest of the troops from getting suspicious.
Rewjeo looked down at the brown slop in his bowl. “What is this? Oatmeal?”
“Minus the flavor,” Slize answered before scooping some up himself.
“Is this because of what’s going on in the cellars?” Rewjeo asked.
“Yes, although hopefully that will all be taken care of soon. Eirk should be heading down there as we speak,” Slize answered.
“I take it Eirk can be trusted to get results,” Rewjeo said.
Kozma replied, “He certainly can. But you’ll hear more about that after it’s done, I’m sure. Should I just start at the beginning of the last war?”
Rewjeo nodded and dabbed his quill in the inkwell.
“I’m afraid I have some things I need to do soon, so I’ll keep this brief. A few decades ago, the Neumorian Empire started expanding south towards the Teldur mountains. Fifteen years ago, back when I was a recruit, they hit on the border and launched an invasion. The three kingdoms here were more familiar with the rapid expansion of Neumor than the Neumorian emperor was with the goings-on here, and we had established a formal alliance years before in preparation for the invasion that was clearly coming. That allowed us to keep the fighting in the mountains near Gassad and Guldar, rather than in the valleys or the hills near Lofur.
“Neumor had a massive military advantage. Their capital city alone supposedly has a population equal to that of the entire Teldur region. Our advantage, as it has always been against foreign invaders, was the terrain. We used it to the best we could, but of course we could not match the pressure Neumor could put on us. At the worst, we had been pushed back into this castle. The turning point happened when they assaulted the castle. The Neumorian general took full advantage of his numerical advantage and threw wave after wave of troops against the wall. It worked well - the top ranking Guldarans were taken out by the largest flanking maneuver I’ve ever seen.
“The General, then a lieutenant, responded in kind. While the majority of the Telduran troops started pulling back into the keep under command of Gassad’s general, Kertankuse and some of his soldiers were able to sneak out of the castle. It was clear that the Telduran army had been pushed back and were trapped. The Neumorians let up their guard. General Kertankuse led a surprise attack that decimated the back ranks of the Neumorian army and a number of leaders, including the general.
“After that, the Neumorians were forced into a retreat. The General was promoted to general then. Battling continued in the mountains for some time, but the General took a very aggressive approach and drove them out.
“That’s the short version. I’m afraid I need to go now. If you have questions, you could speak to me or perhaps the General sometime.”
Rewjeo knew the story well enough, although Kozma’s version seemed to have some notable omissions regarding Jyron. All the same he had written it all down. Maybe what he was writing for Kertankuse would make a decent primary source some day after all.
“Thank you very much,” Rewjeo said, standing up to join Kozma on his way out.
Slize spoke up. “Ah, Kygao, if you wouldn’t mind sticking around, I’d actually like to talk to you some myself. Kozma, could you close the door on your way out?”
“Sure,” Kozma said before exiting.
Rewjeo sat back down warily. “What do you want to talk about?”
“What did you think of dinner last night, kid?”
“Well, the food was better than breakfast, and better than what I’ve been eating most of the time on the road.”
“Not that, the conversation.” Slize stood up.
“Oh, I don’t know. It seemed like it was mostly business, you know. I assume that’s why he had me taken out after he’d asked me his questions.”
Slize leaned in. “Kertankuse doesn’t trust you.”
“Yeah,” Rewjeo said, “I know. That’s why he’s got that guy trailing me and-”
“No,” Slize said. “He’s not just feeling you out. He really doesn’t trust you. He thinks you’re a risk.”
“Okay?”
“Just a warning, kid. Keep yourself in line, or offer him up something he can’t refuse. He won’t think twice about getting rid of you.”
~~~~~
Eirk stood by as the White Pike set about removing the cellar door again. He was messing around with a makeshift gauntlet he had mutilated to fit his left hand. He’d pulled off all the fingers except the one that would cover his lost nail. It felt a little weird, but he sort of liked it. It put some more weight behind his claws.
The door was out. “Push that shelf down with your pikes,” he commanded. “After that, torchbearers head in carefully, shields up. White Pike, follow them in carefully. Wait to see if they start to attack before going in.” He turned to a soldier standing next to him, who was wearing neither the white armor of the Pike or the standard blue of Guldar. “Smyx, jump in against that shelf before it goes down. Get in there before there’s light and before their archers have time to shoot at you. See if you can’t turn their own tactics against them.”
“Yes, sir,” Smyx said.
Eirk tapped his claws against the wall as the Pikemen went about their job, waiting for the commotion to begin. He wouldn’t be going in there himself. Eirk wouldn’t be going in himself, and it certainly wasn’t worth the risk. Kertankuse had made it very clear he wouldn’t lose his second in command over a handful of Gassadians.
No sound came. “Any sign of them?” he called into the dark.
“No, sir!” came the reply.
Eirk cursed. That was the concern. If the Gassadians changed up their tactics, they could not really be sure how to proceed. “Pikeman advance with caution. Find them and take them out.” There were more soldiers outside the door in case the Gassadians were hiding with the intention of making a break for it.
Still, there was no sound. Eventually, Smyx emerged. “Sir, I’ve found something.”
“What is it?”
“No sign of the Gassadians yet, sir, but I found the four soldiers we lost. They’re alive. And they’ve been given medical attention.”
~~~~~
Fenny sat in the feast hall with the rest of Gassad’s castle dwellers. Of all the places to be stuck in the castle, it wasn’t the worst. It had kept them dry, at least, although there had been a distinct lack of feasting in there. They’d been told that was the fault of their own soldiers, as though they had any clue what was going on outside the feast hall.
Fenny stood up and slid her hands into the pockets she’d sewn into her skirt. She walked nonchalantly over to one of the doors to the hall and leaned her ear against it. The Guldarans weren’t keeping any troops in the room - they couldn’t afford the manpower it would take to control that many Gassadians, and there was the risk of a rush whenever they opened the doors to change shifts - but they had soldiers stationed outside every thoroughly locked door. She’d been going around eavesdropping, trying to catch any information she could about anything. She’d already gotten around that most of Gassad’s soldiers were still alive, much to the relief of many families in the room, but that was about all the significant information she’d gathered thus far.
“Man, I hope the General comes to process them soon. I’m starving. There’d better still be breakfast back in the barracks once we get dismissed.”
“Is he going to dismiss us? I heard this whole processing thing’s going to be quite the project.”
“What d’ya mean?”
“Well, he needs to figure out who everyone is. Apparently he’s trying to work leverage on families or something. He’s gonna need some able bodied people to work on fixing the wall, and we’re going to need some of their maids and cooks and whatnot. And there are a whole bunch of people in there. I mean, the castle’s huge. You know the General. He needs to make sure everything’s running smoothly. No risks and all that.”
Fenny tore her ear off the wall. That was all she needed to hear. That was big news. That was what was going to be done with everyone in the room. She started running around the room trying to find Saroune. Saroune was Colonel Nesson’s wife, and she had pretty well established herself as the matriarch in the room. She would be the one to talk to about dealing with this, and she would be the one people would pay attention to.
“Hey, Mel!” she shouted once she spotted Melusine. Melusine was sort of like a mother to Fenny. Fenny had lost both her parents, meanwhile Melusine had lost her husband in the last war and right now both her kids were in the army and unaccounted for. Fenny and Melusine’s son Fyrro were something of an item, too, on and off.
“What’s going on, Fenny?” Melusine asked.
“Have you seen Saroune? I just overheard more through that door over there.”
“Last I saw here she was up there,” Melusine pointed over towards the head of the table. “What’s going on?”
“No time! Sorry, Mel, you’ll hear soon enough!”
Fenny continued running, bobbing up and down trying to get a view over people’s heads. It was no use. Everyone was awake again, and with everyone mulling around there was no way to pick much of anyone out of the crowd. With a sigh, Fenny hopped up on the table. She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted, “Where is Saroune?” A few people close by turned to look at her, but that was all the response she got. Fenny sighed again deeply, slipped her hands back into her pockets, took in a big breath, and let out a banshee scream. That got people’s attention. The room became silent, other than the crying of small children. “I really need to talk to Saroune,” she said apologetically. “This is a seriously important matter.”
Saroune emerged from the crowd, followed closely by Ceeny, her right-hand woman. “What was your name, again?” Saroune asked as she climbed onto the tables with remarkable grace.
“Fenny. You need to hear this.”
“All right, Fenny,” Saroune said, “what is it.”
The two met and Fenny explained in a hushed tone what she had heard.
Saroune turned to Ceeny. “So either they’re going to hold us hostage to manipulate Nesson and Sarkan, or they’ll hold our husbands hostage to manipulate us.”
“That, or our kids,” Ceeny added.
Saroune turned back to Fenny. “Thank you, Fenny. You may get down, now.”
Fenny smiled disingenuously and did as she was bade. She didn’t care for being dismissed by the mouthpiece when she’d done the work.
Saroune continued to Ceeny. “So how do we deal with this?”
“I say we invoke the old Gassadian tradition of anonymity. If they don’t know who we are, they can’t effectively fight against us.”
“So long as everyone commits,” Saroune cautioned.
“Well, we either don’t let them know who we are, or we try to break out. I think we can do the first one better than the latter.”
Saroune nodded. “True. All right, let’s see if we can get everyone in here on board.”
~~~~~
Malra’s bakery had turned into quite the scene. Most of Gassad town was still shut down, but with five people in her house they had started churning out bread far faster than she ever had in the past. The sun had come out, and with it Malra had made it very clear that her shop was open. The Guldarans hadn’t checked out the area yet, and the thought of normal human interaction and the smell of fresh bread had drawn most of her neighbors by at some point.
The four from the cellars had learned quickly and they had worked out an efficient system for running the shop. By that point, they were well ahead on preparing the bread for baking, too. Seloh was still inside working the oven, and Lemina was selling the bread through the window, but Fyrro and Malra were both outside. Fligner was napping.
“This is quite the operation you’ve got going here!” one of the neighbors, about Malra’s age, said to Malra. “Where’d it all come from?”
“Well,” Malra said, “news got up to my cousins in Purcherse pretty quickly. They all booked it straight down here. They woke me up pounding on the door in the middle of the night last night!”
“They came down in the storm?” The neighbor looked surprised. “Wow, what for?”
“Well, I think the boys wanted to get out of the house and prove themselves, if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure Lemina just pitied me, thinking about me having to put up with the three of them alone.”
“Haha, yeah, that makes sense, if my brothers are anything to go by.”
“Anyways,” Malra continued, “we figured that we ought to try and boost the morale here in town some.”
Her neighbor pointed over at Fyrro. “So, do all farm boys look like that?” she asked with a smile.
“Nope. Not even close,” Malra sighed wistfully.
The neighbor looked over at Malra cockeyed. “We’re talking about your cousin, right?”
Malra paused and then started laughing. “Oh, geez, did you think that meant? And that I sighed because? Haha, no, I was just sighing because they don’t all look like him. No, if they did, do you think I would have left Purcherse?”
The neighbor laughed. “I totally misunderstood you. I thought you were, you know, into your cousin.”
Malra chuckled a little bit more. “No, not my cousin…”
“So, how long do you think they’ll be here?”
“I honestly have no clue. They said they wanted to check up on me, but I don’t know what all that means. They might stick around for a while, or they might drag me off to Purcherse tomorrow.”
“Huh. Well do you know if he has anyone waiting for him back in Purcherse?”
Malra paused and smiled a little devious smile. “You know, I actually think he does.”
“Oh, that’s too bad.”
“I know, sorry.”
The neighbor took a step towards her door and waved to Malra. “Well, I’d better get going. Got to make lunch for my brothers. You know that feeling now, too, huh?”
Malra waved amicably. “Not yet, but I’m sure I will before tomorrow.”
~~~~~
Kertankuse sat the four freed captives from the cellars down to try and figure out where the soldiers in the cellars had disappeared to. The news that the Gassadians had somehow escaped had pulled him away from dealing with the Gassadians in the feast hall. In the meantime, he had put Kozma and Eirk in charge over there and left Smyx in charge of the continued search of the cellars.
“How many soldiers were down there?” Kertankuse asked.
The four of them glanced at each other. “Four, sir,” said one quietly.
“Not you, the Gassadians, sirrah!” Kertankuse said irately.
“Four, sir.”
Kertankuse’s nose flared and he let out a growl. The incompetence around those cellars was incredible. Still, those four weren’t the ones to berate for that incompetence. They at least hadn’t fled. “Did you catch any of their names or their ranks?”
“No, sir.”
“Any identifying traits?” Kertankuse continued.
“One of them was a woman, and one of the men was an archer. The other two just used swords.”
“She’s the one that took care of our injuries.”
“She could fight, too.”
That’s better, Kertankuse thought. There can’t be many women here who can fight and dress wounds well and aren’t accounted for. “Could you recognize her if I brought her in?”
“Yes, sir,” the one with the broken wrists said confidently.
“Good,” Kertankuse smiled. “Thank you very much. Now, head off to the infirmary, and when they give you leave, report back to duty.”
“Yes, sir!” they all said. As they headed out, Eirk entered the room.
“What is it, Eirk?” Kertankuse asked.
“More bad news, I’m afraid, sir.” Eirk closed the door quietly behind the others. “The Gassadians are not cooperating. They’re all calling themselves ‘the queen’ and demanding to see Jyron. Men, women, kids, all of them.”
Kertankuse swore. “Take me there, Eirk, I’ll see what I can do. We may need to find Slize and bring some of his soldiers over to help move through them.”
“Very well, sir.”
“Atzak is still out patrolling the town?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Good. Let’s hope at least that much goes well.”
~~~~~
Colonel Nesson sat stoically in the Gassadian dungeons. With hundreds of soldiers in there, the cells were packed tight, but he had been given space. Not only was he one of Gassad’s two colonels, but his son, Seloh, had disappeared in the fighting. He was presumed dead. Nearby hung Lieutenant Sarkan and two of his sons, Sergeant Wister and Captain Malkes, since Fligner, his third son, had disappeared, too. By that point they had said everything there was to be said on the matter. All they had left to do was confirm the dead. Their group was rounded out by Signa, the other Gassadian colonel. She and Nesson were now in the ones in charge in Gassad, with Jyron and Kliszer dead and the prince still abroad.
The Gassadian soldiers had not been fed since the assault. They had been brought water, which was enough to tell them that Kertankuse wanted them alive, but after a day and a half they were starting to weaken. Not just physically, too. Their situation had started to set in as the norm. After all, they couldn’t do much from where they were. Especially not with Nesson holding back from taking charge and Signa trying to deal with him and Sarkan.
The main door to the dungeons opened up and a scrawny Guldaran scurried in. There was an immediate uproar from the Gassadian captives. The Guldaran, small though he was, pulled out his sword and started hitting it against the bars of the dungeon cells ferociously. “Quiet! Quiet!” he shouted against the din, but no one did anything more than pull their hands away from where his sword was beating the bars. Eventually he reached into one of the cells and grabbed one of the prisoners by the collar. He pulled him forward and pressed his sword up against the man’s neck remorselessly. That finally got them quiet.
“I’m here to ask about any ladies in the Gassadian army,” he said, releasing the man he’d pulled forward.
“Well what would you like to know?” Signa asked, swaggering up as close to him as she could.
“Who you are, how many you are, maybe what you do,” he replied, nonchalantly.
“What do you mean, what we do?” Signa couldn’t help but snicker. The answer was obvious.
“I mean, do you actually fight, or are you all just nurses?” he asked from the center of the room.
“Why don’t you let me out of here and we’ll see just who can fight.” Signa was a big woman. She looked down on the scrawny Guldaran.
“So… What? You’re all battle wenches, are you?” He ignored her threat. “No one in here who could fix you up after a fight?” Now he was snickering at the absurdity of it.
“Not a one in here,” Signa said deliberately.
“Is there a one who’s not in here?” His voice dropped and he walked over to her.
“Are you telling me you guys haven’t found your way to the infirmary yet?” Signa said to her comrades, and they laughed.
The Guldaran cut to a business-like tone. “I’m asking if there’s anyone who can both make a wound and bind one up.”
“No, there isn’t,” Signa said, even more deliberate now.
“What’s her name?” he asked with a smile.
“I just told you there’s no one who-”
“I wasn’t asking you,” he said as he turned away. “Is there anyone in there who wants some food, or even out of here?”
“Do you really think any of us would answer any question?” Signa said with such force it pulled the Guldaran back around to her. “None of us in here are traitors - well, except you - and even if we were traitors, none of us are dumb enough - well, except you - to announce that we are and then try to wade our way through a sea of old allies.”
“Come again?” he asked.
“In case you forgot, we beat back the Neumorians here as Teldurans and allies.”
The Guldaran walked up so close to her that she could feel his breath.“Well, if we’re old allies, then what harm can a name do? Among friends.”
Signa didn’t let the conversation stay intimate.“What harm could a king do, among friends, or a general, or a bowl of soup?” she appealed to the rest of the prisoners. “Get out, and tell your general, next time send someone a little subtler. The woman you’re looking for does not exist.” He raised his sword up at her. She simply stepped back out of reach. The man scowled and gave her a little sniff, then sheathed his sword and left the dungeons, and the roars built up again. Signa turned to Nesson and Sarkan. “Well, it looks like your sons managed to get something done. If Guldar’s looking for Lemina, they might still be alive.”

Chapter 4

Rewjeo sat at the dinner table, thumbing his spoon. Other than himself, Kertankuse, Eirk, the colonels, and the Pikeman were seated. Kertankuse took his place at the head of the table, Eirk on his right hand and the Pikeman on his left. Rewjeo was seated between the Pikeman and Slize, while Bear and Buck sat across. The food was plain – no doubt a result of the debacle in the cellars – but that wasn’t what was bothering Rewjeo.
He was worn down from the day. Not even twelve hours ago he had been expecting to return to the same home he had left, and since then he had had his whole world turned upside down and had hardly any time to deal with it because he was stuck playing a character whenever anyone else was around. It was worse at that moment, sharing such an intimate space with his enemies at the end of the day. Kertankuse he had misgivings towards for obvious reasons. Eirk, although at least cleaned up now, was, from what Rewjeo had heard, despicable in the eyes of even the Guldarans. The very nature of the Pikeman’s being disturbed Rewjeo. And as for the colonels, Bear seemed nice enough, but Buck bothered him, and Rewjeo didn’t know what to make of Slize yet.
“Kygao,” Kertankuse said commandingly.
“Yes, sir?” Rewjeo said, nervous for what was coming.
“How has your first day gone?” Kertankuse asked, to Rewjeo’s relief. “What have you managed to get out of my soldiers so far?”
“Well,” Rewjeo said, delicately placing his silverware down, careful to keep his guard up, “I’ve learned that your assault last night started with the use of some experimental weaponry which no one I spoke to seems to understand, then went relatively smoothly, involving relatively few casualties on either side. With the exception of a small group of holdouts in the cellars, the takeover has been relatively painless thus far. You have lost four soldiers so far to the holdouts, however. Other than that, I am given to understand that Lofur has its own set of problems for the time being and that you are quite the esteemed man, general.”
“Is that all?” Kertankuse inquired further.
“As far as specific facts, yes, sir,” Rewjeo started, “but from my dialogues I’ve also gathered that this operation has strong popular support, although it does seem rather ahead of itself on the dehumanization-of-the-enemy front. Er, if it’s not out of line for me to say such, general.”
“Oh, no, that’s quite in line,” Kertankuse said. “I’m sure as an outsider you don’t understand the cultural conflicts, except perhaps academically, of this area.” Rewjeo simply stared at Kertankuse for a moment, trying to fit together the coolness of that response with the stories of a rash young general Rewjeo had been told and the disdain certain individuals had shown earlier. Kertankuse, conscious of Rewjeo’s confused gaze, explained. “Yes, you may find that my motivations are not entirely in line with those of some of my soldiers. I have a history here myself. I don’t see it as a reclamation of territory which by right of blood should be under the rule of a Royal.”
The explanation did little for Rewjeo. Now the tranquility made little sense to him even in comparison to the man he had been hauled before that morning.
“Well, I think that’s enough on me,” Kertankuse said. “Now I want more on you. A fair trade of information. I must say that it is quite remarkable that you might stumble into all this on your own and so very far from home.” By the end the touch of menace Rewjeo remembered from the morning had seeped back in.
“Oh,” Rewjeo said, taking a moment to collect his thoughts, “yes, yes, of course, general! I suppose that’s a reasonable enough request on your part. Well, I’m a member of the Dulardi family,” he began recounting the history he’d plotted out that afternoon. Kertankuse nodded approvingly at the name. The Dulardis were a famous trading family based in Ilyarium. “Nothing too close to the top, mind you. Just a minor branch. My parents used their portion of the family funds to send me on a bit of a research trip to compliment my education with knowledge from the real world areas I’ve studied.”
“And you’ve just gone your way alone?” Kertankuse asked. Whatever skepticism he may have been feeling didn’t make its way into his voice.
“Oh, heavens no!” Rewjeo said. “Sir. I’ve stopped along the way with a number of people with connections to the family. Er, ‘the family’ meaning the Dulardi family as a whole. Anyways, my way forward has been paid through them to minimize the risk of me being targeted by any brutes along the way. I have had small troops of mercenaries accompanying me most of the way, of course, general, but I was assured that it wasn’t worth my money to pay for protection through this valley. Ironically it was because the peace had allowed any bandits to be rooted out,” Rewjeo said the last bit mostly to himself.
“Should you send word forward to explain your stay here?” Kertankuse asked.
“Oh, no, I’m quite certain they’ll expect a delay when they hear of what has happened here,” Rewjeo assured.
“Well, then, Kygao, I think that’s enough for this evening. If you don’t mind, there are some things I need to discuss with my colonels,” Kertankuse said. Then he turned to the Pikeman, “Escort our guest back to his room, sirrah,” he commanded. Rewjeo stood up, confused, and left with the help of some pushing from the Pikeman. “Oh,” Kertankuse added just before Rewjeo exited, “and watch your etiquette, sirrah!”
~~~~~
Hours of searching the walls of the cellars for any sign of a way out had ended in exasperation for the Gassadian holdouts. Every inch of stone had been examined in excruciating detail, boards had been pulled down from the ceiling, and the four of them had come up with nothing.
They had removed most of their equipment after enough time had passed for them to assume that an assault wasn’t coming anytime soon. Fligner lay in a ball under a table, fast asleep with a half-eaten loaf of bread in one hand and the only cup they had found the whole time in the other. Fyrro was alternating between sitting on the floor, fingers and hair hopelessly entangled, coming to grips with his fate and then checking stone bricks over and over again in a flurry of adrenaline. Seloh and Lemina, meanwhile, had spent the last half hour sitting against the cold rocks, tossing a pebble back and forth wordlessly.
Lemina ended the game when she tossed the pebble back intentionally beyond where Seloh could catch it and stood up and walked away. Seloh took it with an empty acceptance and simply swung around so that he was laying facing the wall and resumed the game, bouncing the pebble off the wall and catching it on the way back. Lemina scooped up a torch and walked over to where she had first treated the Guldarans’ injuries. The gauntlets from the one with the broken wrists were still lying on the table. She picked them up in her exhaustion, pulled a knife from her belt, sat down, and set to work. She absentmindedly picked her way through the knots tying the sheets of metal together one by one until she found herself with a pile of metal and leather strips.
“Hey, Seloh!” she called, realizing she had a use for the pile in front of her.
Her call jerked him into full consciousness and he shot up from the ground. Once he, like her, got his bearings, he walked over. “Yeah?” he said.
She held up some metal strips in her hand. “That guy’s wrists aren’t going to heal right the way they’re set right now. I want to make him a splint or something.”
“Lemina,” Seloh sighed.
“Don’t give me that!” she snapped quietly. “It’s not like anyone else is getting anything done right now.”
“Fine,” Seloh said, shaking his head. “What do you need me for?”
“I need you to make it,” she said, thrusting the materials towards him.
“I have no idea how,” Seloh protested.
“I’ll show you what it needs to look like in the end,” she said, “but you’re better at stuff like this.”
“No I’m not,” he groaned. “I have absolutely no medical training.”
“I meant puzzles,” Lemina explained. Then she demonstrated with loose sheets from the gauntlets. “Anyways, I need pieces in these places to support the bones.”
Seloh knelt down next to the table and set to work. “Remind me why I’m doing this for the guy,” he said after a pause.
“Because you’re a good enough person to put aside your personal problems and help out a guy who might lose use of his hands,” she said cheerily.
“They’re not personal problems, we’re at war,” Seloh retorted.
“That’s the spirit, Seloh!” she said. “He wasn’t in here because he wanted to do anything to you. It was just his job, and he can’t help that.”
“Y’know, it’s a good thing your brother’s not paying attention to us right now,” Seloh said. Fyrro wouldn’t have been happy with them taking care of the Guldarans under normal circumstances, let alone their current situation.
“Yeah, I do know,” Lemina replied, “so you’d better hurry up before he checks us out.”
“I’m going as fast as I can. Just let me finish tying these together to see if this works…” he said, satisfied that he had a design that might work. “Yeah, that looks like it’ll do it.”
“Great. Do you have enough left over to do another one for the other side?” Lemina asked.
Seloh sighed. “Yeah, just gimme a minute.” She sat there quietly as he put the second one together. “All right, here they are,” Seloh said, handing them to her. “Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go back to playing with that rock until the door opens up again.”
“No,” Lemina said, grabbing his arm. “I’m gonna need your help with them. Someone found a cup down here, right?”
“Yeah, one, why?” Seloh asked.
“Well, they’ve got to be dehydrated by now,” she said. Seloh sighed. “Oh, c’mon, Seloh! If not for them, at least do it so that we might get off a little easier if the Guldarans get in here.”
“Yeah, or if we have to give ourselves up,” Seloh said, pulling at his face with his hands in vexation. “Whatever, I’ll do it.”
The two of them walked over to the four bound soldiers. They’d been blindfolded and had cloth bunched up in their ears so that they wouldn’t know about any way out the Gassadians might have found. The one with the broken wrists also had also been gagged.
“Who did that?” Lemina whispered angrily to Seloh when she saw.
“You know how he was moaning. Someone had to do it,” he said back. She gave him a slap at that. “It wasn’t me!” he whispered indignantly.
“I don’t care,” she countered. “It’s barbaric.”
“Hey, you’re the one who quit medicine to swing a sword,” he retorted placidly, “against what just about everyone else thought you should be doing.”
“Gassad has a proud tradition of woman warriors, you know. It’s not like I was the only one.”
“Yeah, but you’re too pretty for the army.”
“Oh, c’mon, you know I could kick your butt,” Lemina said, nudging Seloh jokingly. “Besides, what did ‘everyone else’ think I should do?”
“Marry Rewj, most likely,” Seloh stated matter-of-factly.
“Rewjeo?” Lemina laughed. “Why on earth would we – I mean, that’s… absurd.”
“But it would have made such a good story!” Seloh said sarcastically. “And you probably had some people convinced that you were a couple, anyways.”
“Whatever, let’s just get to fixing these guys up. It wouldn’t hurt to clean their wounds again, on top of putting the splints on and hydrating them,” Lemina said, changing the subject.
“I mean, I suppose you could’ve gone with Fligner or me if we made our way up high enough into the military while you were still of a marriageable age,” Seloh went on.
She scoffed. “Either help me get this guy up onto the table where I can put the splints on or go fill that cup up.”
“Should I be offended?” Seloh asked with feigned indignance.
“Cup!” Lemina commanded.
“Yes, ma’am!” Seloh said with a goofy salute.
Lemina chuckled as she knelt down. She pulled out the ear plugs and lifted the blindfold off the soldier’s eyes. “Just let me get this out of your mouth,” she said. The soldier opened his mouth as wide as he could as she did so.
“Thanks,” he said quietly.
“Now, if you’ll give me just a minute," she said as she hoisted him up to his feet, “I’ll get you something to drink and I’ve got some splints for your wrists. How are they doing?” The soldier grimaced but didn’t say anything. Seloh walked up with the cup. “Put that down and help me get him up onto the table,” she said to her comrade. Once he was up there, Lemina asked Seloh, “So how strong is that drink?”
Seloh took a sip to see and immediately spat it back out. “It’s strong,” he said, scraping his tongue against his teeth to get rid of the taste.
“Then this is going to sting,” Lemina said as she unbound the soldier’s wrists. “You’ll thank me later.” She poured out the cup onto the man’s hands and the pain knocked the wind out of him. “Sorry,” she said to him. “Get the splints,” Lemina ordered Seloh while the Guldaran regained his composure. He did so. “Now go get something else for the poor guy. Something good for drinking,” she said, handing Seloh the cup. She then set about putting the repurposed gauntlets onto the soldier. “This is going to hurt, too. But not so much.”
Seloh returned with the cup this time full of something much sweeter. “Here,” he said, offering the cup up to the wounded man on the table.
Lemina snatched it from him “He’s in no shape to be using his hands right now,” she snapped. Then she put a warm smile back on her face and slowly brought the cup up to his face and poured it down, supporting his head with her other hand. “Well, it’s time to get you back down again,” she said when he was finished. With Seloh’s help, they lifted him up and walked him back over to the wall and sat him down again. “Do we really have to tie him up again?” Lemina asked. “It’s not like he’s going to do much with his arms in the state they are.”
“It’s not what he might do right now that we’re worried about,” Seloh said, “so yeah, we do have to.”
“It’s fine,” the soldier said.
Seloh and Lemina went about binding his wrists carefully in front of him, plugging his ears, and blindfolding him, although Lemina made it quite clear that there would be no gagging.
“I think somebody likes you!” Seloh cooed jokingly when they were finished.
“Oh, shut up,” Lemina said, jabbing a pressure point in Seloh’s arm. “We’re still enemies, even if I bother to treat him like a human being.”
“Oh, I’m sure he’s all torn up about it on the inside,” Seloh said, trying to regain his composure after his jerking reaction to the pressure point. “Good thing he’ll have a whole bunch of time to think about it with no other distractions!”
Lemina shoved the cup into Seloh’s chest. “Go fill this up again with the stronger stuff.”
“All right,” Seloh said, acquiescing. “You sure you don’t need me here since the rest of these guys can actually use their arms?”
“I’m not gonna cut them loose,” Lemina said obviously. “He was the only one we needed to move anywhere. I just figure I should clean up this next guy’s face again. The other two only need to be hydrated.”
“Well, plus the rest of them might actually be willing to take a swing at you if they get the chance!” Seloh joked as he walked away.
~~~~~
“You know,” Seloh said as he tossed the pebble, “that story’s not nearly as funny as I was expecting it to be. I kind of wish I hadn’t asked.” Once they were finished with the other three prisoners, Seloh and Lemina had gone back to their game of catch.
“Well it would be if you had been there,” Lemina said, tossing the stone back. “Anyways, your turn.”
“Geez, I don’t know what’s left,” Seloh said, returning the rock again.
“You’ve lived how many years, Seloh, and you’re out of stories already? This is why my brother and Fligner were always trying to get you out of your books!”
“Hey, if it were me ‘n’ Rewj down here we’d be able to talk about those books for hours, no problem!”
There was a moment of silence as Lemina held onto the stone, thinking. “Poor Rewj. He’s probably on his way back now, all excited to see everyone again. He has no idea what’s happened.”
“Yeah,” was all Seloh could muster in response at first. “His dad’s probably dead,” finally came out, too.
“Oh, don’t start that, Seloh, we don’t know that!”
“Why would they keep him around?” Seloh asked.
“Respect.”
“Oh, really, Lemina, you know his chances aren’t good. Why would they keep him around?”
Respect, Seloh!” she insisted. “If it wasn’t for him, then they-”
“Without him they’ll have an easier time keeping Gassad, and that’s that. You can’t expect Guldar to go out of its way to make splints for all of us when they attacked us in the first place!”
Fyrro’s voice ripped across the room. “Hey, shut up and get over here, guys!”
Seloh and Lemina shared a quick glance and then got up and walked over to Fyrro. “What’s up?” Lemina asked.
“Listen,” Fyrro whispered.
There were scuffling and creaking sounds. “Where’s it coming from?” Seloh asked.
“It sounds like it’s above us…” Fyrro said, lifting the torch in his hand up to more fully illuminate the ceiling.
A plume of dust dropped down on the trio from above, momentarily blinding them. When they turned their eyes back up, one of the boards in the ceiling was gone. “Grab your weapons!” Fyrro whispered urgently to his friend and sister. While they did that, he went over to Fligner, shook him with one hand and covered his mouth with the other. “Get your bow and get ready. Don’t make any sound,” he said, then picked up a sword himself from the pile of arms and armor they had made. Guess we didn’t check the right part of the ceiling, he thought to himself.
The four of them stood, weapons at the ready, around the now two missing boards. They held perfectly still as another and then another board disappeared upwards. Eventually a head pushed its way down through the hole. The four soldiers all leapt at it, and the head pulled itself back up in a hurry.
”Get down here and fight us!” Fyrro shouted upwards.
There was a moment of silence, then a word came out of the hole that none of them were expecting. “Fyrro?” The four soldiers looked at each other, none of them with an idea of what to do next. “Is that you, Fyrro?”
“That sounds like…” Seloh said, the four still looking around at each other. “Rewj!” he called up. “Rewjeo?”
There was a moment of silence before an old, battered ladder dropped down from the ceiling. Rewjeo clambered down as quickly as he could, being careful for the missing rungs. As soon as he stepped onto the cellar floor and turned around, Lemina hurled her arms around him. He froze for a moment, thinking that maybe he had made a mistake and that he had been found out and someone had jumped him.
“What are you doing here?” she asked, and he hugged her back
“You’re the ones down here?” Rewjeo said incredulously as Lemina stepped back and Seloh stepped in for his embrace.
“Well how’d you end up down here?” Seloh said. He, too stepped back and Fligner pulled in for a sturdy side hug.
Fyrro stuck out his hand. Rewjeo grabbed it and raised his eyebrows as if to say “Really?” Fyrro rolled his eyes and said, “All right,” before pulling in for the final hug.
“So what’s going on out there?” Fyrro asked once they were finished greeting, getting right to business.
“How much do you guys need filled in?” Rewjeo asked.
“We got… separated from the rest of the army before any fighting broke out,” Fligner slurred groggily, looking at Fyrro out of the corner of his eye.
“So we don’t know anything other than that Guldar won,” Seloh added.
“General Kertankuse is the one in charge. Things are still a bit of a mess up there. Apparently the fighting ended pretty quickly. Kertankuse’s second-in-command took out General Kliszer,” Rewjeo stated quickly.
“And your father?” Seloh asked quickly, really cutting to the chase.
“Dead, too, they say,” Rewjeo started.
Lemina looked over at Seloh, thinking back to the conversation they’d had just a moment before. Seloh just closed his eyes and shook his head in disbelief, whatever he might have said before. Fligner stood, stunned into sudden sobriety, and Fyrro, chest deflated, simply stared forward.
“But I don’t think he is,” Rewjeo went on. “No one’s seen him dead, except Kertankuse, supposedly. He wouldn’t just disappear like that.”
It would make perfect sense, Seloh thought to himself. Guldar doesn’t want to give the Gassadians anything to rally behind. A body or a grave is more than enough to get the people up in arms. But he spared Rewjeo his thoughts.
“And how’d you get here?” Fyrro asked, continuing along the line of business.
“I ran into a Guldaran patrol on my way back this morning,” Rewjeo explained. “They hauled me in front of Kertankuse. As far as he knows I’m just a traveling scholar. I’ve convinced him to let me stay here for now.”
“And what time is it now? How long have we been stuck down here?” Fyrro continued the inquiry.
“It’s the middle of the night. That’s how I managed to sneak into here. It’s been about twenty-four hours since the first attack, I would guess.”
“All right,” Fyrro said, mulling over the facts. “What do we do from here?”
“My plan was to get you guys out of here and down to Malra’s.”
“What about them?” Lemina cut in, pointing towards the bound Guldarans.
“Who?” Rewjeo asked, peering over where she was pointing. He hadn’t noticed the captives bundled against a wall across the room.
“We captured some Guldarans when they attacked earlier,” Fyrro explained briefly to Rewjeo. Then he turned to his sister. “We’re leaving them,” he stated. “Doing anything else makes no sense.”
“We’re just going to leave them tied up like that?” she asked disgustedly. “Why’d we bother doing anything other than slit their throats in the first place?”
“Because I didn’t really want to be staying down here with four corpses if I didn’t have to,” Fyrro retorted.
The statement was too aloof for Lemina to buy it, but Seloh cut in before she could say anything. “He’s right, Lemina. If we do anything other than leave them where they are it’ll give us away.”
“Can we just go already?” Fligner moaned. “It’s dark in here and smoky and cramped and I’m sick of it!”
~~~~~
The five of them stood in the space above the cellars that Rewjeo had come from, the boards put back in place, carrying their own equipment as well as what they had stripped off of the Guldarans and some food.
It wasn’t the reunion the friends had been expecting. They hadn’t seen each other in more than a year, but asking about anything that had happened while Rewjeo was gone didn’t make much sense given what had happened in the last day.
“You know,” Rewjeo started proudly, trying to get something resembling small talk out there while they moved through the hidden space in the castle walls, “the guys I’ve talked to said that there must have been a whole lot more than four of you guys down there.”
“Ha, we sure gave ‘em hell,” Fligner reminisced smugly.
“Just goes to show you what happens when Gassadians know what’s coming,” Fyrro added. “On that topic, what was it like staying in a castle full of Guldarans?” he asked in greedy anticipation of the incompetence he imagined must have been going on above them.
“Oh, I don’t think that I’ve got words for that,” Rewjeo said. “The Guldaran army is home to some of the most insufferable people I’ve ever met. I mean, they’re headed by Kertankuse to begin with. But I’m making do.”
“Making?” Seloh asked. “Are you planning on going back?”
“Yeah,” Rewjeo answered.
“Why?” Seloh asked.
“Because I don’t know what I want to do yet and I’m keeping my options open,” Rewjeo sighed. “Besides, they’re not all bad guys. I met one today who reminded me an awful lot of you, in fact.”
Fyrro and Fligner snickered at that.
“Oh, shut up!” Lemina said irately. “I’m starting to understand why no one could believe I wanted to be in the army with you guys.”
“Shhh!” Rewjeo hushed them. “Don’t forget that everyone’s asleep right now.”
There was quiet for a while as Lemina pouted and the boys felt chastised.
“Who else knows about you?” Fyrro asked later, going back to the business side of things.
“No one,” Rewjeo said. “Kertankuse has got all of the Gassadians locked up somewhere and he’s keeping me with all the Guldarans.”
“And how are you going to make sure your identity doesn’t get out when people do start recognizing you?” Fyrro pushed.
“I don’t know,” Rewjeo admitted.
“Well, you need to figure that out,” Fyrro said commandingly.
“Yeah, I know,” Rewjeo sighed as they reached a heavy door with a complex mechanical lock he had to undo. The tunnel went entirely out of the castle, and there were a series of doors like that to make it impossible for anyone who stumbled across it accidentally to make use of it.
“Give him a break,” Lemina said. “He’s got a lot going on.”
“And he’ll have a lot less going on, Lemina, if he’s not careful!” her brother snapped back.
“Whoa, settle down guys,” Fligner said. “Can’t we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that we’re out?”
Rewjeo pushed the door open and continued walking down the tunnel, his friends following. No, this was certainly not the reunion he had been expecting.
~~~~~
Malra stood at her bedroom window, watching the rain. She was thinking about the events transpiring. She had been put in charge of the royal safe house. It was one of the oldest, best kept secrets of Gassad. Everyone knew that there were secret passages within the castle itself, but no one knew about the tunnel leading out and into the building she occupied. Just what that meant for her from there, well, that was what she was trying to figure out.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Malra’s head whipped around from her bedroom window and to the doorway. “Probably just some shutters I forgot to close up,” she muttered to herself. She walked to the vacant room across the hall. There were more bangs as she entered. But the room was shut up properly.
She went downstairs from there, holding a candle out in front of her. More bangs. She walked over to each window and held her candle up. All the shutters were in place.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
She jumped and turned around. It was definitely coming from behind her.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
A big chair wobbled. It covered the entrance to the safe house. Malra moved first to the kitchen and grabbed an iron pan. Then she moved over to the front door and unlocked it so she could run if she had to. She went over to the chair, placed her candle on the ground, and carefully pushed the furniture to the side. Then she reached down, pan in her right hand over her head, and gently grabbed the handle with her left. She took a breath, hurled the hatch open, and jumped back, ready to strike.
Muddy fingers gripped the wood floor where the chair had been a moment before. From there two arms and a head popped up. The arms tensed and pushed the body up into sight. One leg, then another. Finally, the figure stood there, vaguely illuminated from below by the candle.
“Aren’t you going to say hello?” it asked.
Malra dropped the pan down to her side. “Rewjeo?” she asked in frustration. “Why didn’t you say it was you?” The others started climbing out after him
“I don’t think I’ve met anyone that displeased to see me yet,” Rewjeo joked, “and I spent all yesterday with the Guldaran army.”
“How are you doing?” she asked, picking up the candle.
“Fine, fine,” Rewjeo said. “Listen, I’m sorry to do this to you, but… there’s something I need you to do for me.”
“What?” Malra rolled her eyes. Rewjeo springing things on her was old news.
“I need you to keep some friends here for a while,” Rewjeo said. Malra started to object, but he kept talking, “I know, I know, I’m sorry to do this, but I don’t have time to explain. Ask them, I’m sure they will, and I’ll be back as soon as I can!” With that, he disappeared back into the hole, the others all out.
“All right, who do we have here?” she asked, holding the candle close to the four newcomers standing in her house. “Oh, geez, you guys are a mess!” she said once she got a better look. “You’re all Rewjeo’s friends, right? Gimme a moment and I’ll remember your names. Lucky for you all I’m supposed to be ready for this. Is that food? Put it on the table and dump all the other stuff you’ve got back in there,” she pointed to the tunnel, “yes, all of it. Anything not part of you comes off,” she added, “and go stand out in the rain for a bit to get cleaned off while I go grab you guys clothes. It’s damn late enough and stormy enough that no one else will be looking.”
“But you’ll be looking?” Fligner asked.
“It’s nothing that I haven’t seen before,” Malra said. “And besides, you all look like hell.” The three just stood there. “Well, go on. Take it off! If a Guldaran soldier comes by and sees you all wearing Gassadian military undergarments-”
“Ehem,” Lemina said shyly.
Malra threw her hands up in the air. “Oh, geez! Well turn around,” she said, twirling the pan around over her head. “Give the lady her privacy! And if I catch any of you peeking, after what I do you won’t be able to so much as look at a lady without having a full on panic attack!” They did as instructed. “And you’ll all stay out front until the lady’s all clean and set up and I come get you, clear, boys?”
“Yes, ma’am,” the boys said in unison.
“Oh, geez! I’m not a ma’am!” she said, still waving the pan about. “I’m hardly older than you. And I know at least two of you have noticed that. Yes, I can see your eyes! Well, I’m afraid to say I am older enough than you that you’re not getting anywhere with me! Besides, with five of us in this place we’d never have the privacy.” All four soldiers cringed. Lemina handed Malra her clothes and then slipped out the back without a word.
“All right, boys,” Malra said once the back door had latched. “Your turn!” They paused. “I’ll have no bogeymen in uniform staying here. You’ve got fifteen seconds to be out that door, and I’m not letting you back in if you’re still wearing that crap!”
“Yes, ma’am!”
The three stripped down and then headed out the front door in a hurry. “I’m not a ma’am!” she called after them. Once they were gone, she muttered to herself as she went upstairs to grab clothes for Lemina. “Geez, I’ve got three men naked on my doorstep and they’re calling me ma’am! At this rate I’m gonna end up a spinster.”
~~~~~
The “boys” stood outside in the rain. It was pitch black and the downpour was pelting their bare skin, but even that was a welcome sensation after their time in the cellars and then the long tunnel out of the castle.
“When’d she get so crass?” Seloh said rhetorically, thinking back to the days when she was supposed to watch Rewjeo and they’d all play together. She had been a perfectly lovely young lady then.
“When’d she get so hot is what I’d like to know,” Fligner cut in.
“Eh, I’d wait until you see her in the daylight to make that judgment,” Fyrro said.
“I imagine everything’s going to look good in the daylight now,” Seloh said.
“Sure, but I don’t think a day in the dark is going to make me fall for the first thing I see in the sun, Seloh,” Fligner said.
“That’s probably a good thing,” Fyrro joked. “I’m sure you’re going to sleep until the sun’s well up tomorrow, and if I was the first thing you saw, well, you’re a good friend, but I don’t think I could ever feel the same way about you.” He patted Fligner apologetically on the back, continuing the joke.
“Y’know we’re naked right now,” Fligner said, fully intending to make the situation as awkward as he could. Fyrro retracted his hand slowly, moving his eyes sheepishly about in the dark.
“I love the rain,” Seloh said.
“Me, too,” Fyrro concurred.
Fligner said, “That’s not what you were saying back in the tunnel.”
“Zip it, soldier,” Fyrro said flippantly, “or I’ll make it so you can’t so much as think about talking back to your senior officers without having a full on panic attack!”
“Geez!” Seloh added and they all laughed.
The door behind them swung open, Malra’s candle dimly lighting up the doorstep. “She’s all set up upstairs,” Malra said. “Get in here and dry off!” The three went in, quietly exchanging glances of “Do you think she heard?” and “I don’t know if she did.” Malra locked the door behind them and then thrust them some towels. “Dry yourselves off. Your clothes are up in your room. Go upstairs and swing right immediately. There’s only one bed. How you guys sleep is all up to you. I’ll see you in the morning.”
“Yes, ma’a- Malra,” Seloh said, correcting himself as she shot him a venomous glare.
“We’ll get up when it’s light and you all get to help me around the house and the garden. This isn’t a charity, you know! Good night!”
“Good night, Malra,” all three said.